Yet Another Quick But Noteworthy Parenthetical to "Enlightenment and My Progress (Or Lack Thereof)"

Exchanging his weirdness for what seems to be an experiment in being an absoltue pervert, Mr. Snoogles has been in rare form as of late. I know. I thought he had peaked too, but evidentily he is saving the best for last. Here is but a small taste of the recent shinanigans that have been gracing the International Exchnage Center:

I was called into the the IEC from the English Lounge this morning because I was infomed that it was Mango Time. It was Mango Time because someone had thoughtfully brought a bunch of mangoes to share with the IEC Clan at the 11:30 a.m. snack time. Mango Time was a nice excuse to come back to the office for a few minutes in between hearing about the various love-lives, gossip, and dramatical happenings in the small world of the students from the Language Communications Department. Mind you, they are widly entertaining, but not quite the same caliber as His Snoogleness.

I'll forgo the philosohpy and get right to it: the Japanese word for "vagina," is "manko." Furthermore, it does not take a professional linguist to make the phonetic connection that MANGO and MANKO sound alike. And, of course, Mr. Snoogles of all people made this connection quite quickly, for when I entered the IEC after being told that it was Mango Time, Mr. Snoogles kindly infomed me that is was also Pussy Time, as he so eloquently put it.

Good. Lord.

With all this ballyhoo--especially in the wake of last week's events involving Mr. Snoogles, my co-worker Lorenzo, and a new character know as Ceiling Cat (which will be explained in due time)--it's safe to say that my final month in the IEC will provide my abdominal workout for the entire year.