"On the Michi" Part Four
Sunao's socks had begun to smell very bad at this point. His hat also stunk a lot. And his big camoflague coat didn't smell like roses, either. He was, in short, a smelly, smelly man. This is not to say that Nemo and I did not smell bad in our own ways--I myself had not changed my underwear in three days, and Nemo's shirt was well past the point of being ripe--but Sunao's odor was on a different level. It permeated the rooms he entered and dominated the spaces he occupied. Jitsu wa: it attacked the ol' factory as though it were suffocating it with a pillow that had been dipped in a vat of body odor, dirt, and grime. And, of course, things being as they were, Nemo and I took no pains in keeping this secret from him.
All the next morning on the bus, as we crammed our three bodies into a space that was suitable for two small children to sit, we chuckled the kind of laughs that came from trying SO hard to be quiet because other people on the bus were sleeping, but the fact that you're trying to keep it in and also that Sunao smelled SO bad, they inevitably turned into cackles. We oficially became: Those Assholes Sitting Behind Us. I had vowed never to become one of them, but having spent some time as one, I'd have to say it's kinda a fun way to spend a two-hour busride. Sunao especially had us in stitches:
Nemo: "Dude, Sunao, you really reek. John, go ahead and smell his hat."
Me (smelling Sunao's hat): "Ahhhh, good lord! What died?"
Sunao (then smelling his own hat): "Sou da ne! Ore cho kusse, machigainai." Translation: "Oh, you ain't kidding! Make no mistake about it: I smell like complete ass!"
The snow conditions were almost as good as they were the day before, but the day slightly lacked the element of discovery and unexpected-ness that had defined Furano. We got some solid runs in, and then, feeling warmed up, we decided to hike up to the very top of the mountain, from where one could drop into a expansive field of powder and make his way down in style. That is, if one could ski in heavy, waist-deep, damp-flour-like snow, which none of us could. I plunged in first and was immediately swallowed whole by it. Barely able to turn, I soon fell and found myself in an uncomfortable predictament. "Head below heels" was what I called it, as my head was pointing downhill, my pointing boots uphill, and my skis were even father uphill, burried somwehere deep under the snow. I kept trying to get up, but ended up feeling like the kid brother Randy in the movie "A Christmas Story." ("Can't get up. Can't get up!") Fortunately nobody was near enough to hear me in my helpless state. After I pulled myself together, stopped crying, and found my skis, I got the hell out of that field and waited for Sunao and Nemo below, who appeared to have had the same problems indicative of their snow-covered get-up and tear streaks. When they joined me, we all just sat in the snow for a while, feeling sorry for ourselves and whining, and agreeing that that was not such a good idea, in spite of how romantic (now in the "Aspen Extreme" sense) it had sounded before we went down.
Nemo had to catch a plane so we all jetted (get it? jett-ed? HA!) back to the lodge. We exchanged hugs and good-byes with Nemo and his friends , and he was off. Sunao and I were a little pooped from that last run, so we chilled in the coffee shop for a while, talking sleepily about how much fun the last couple days had been. And, then--holy shit!--we realized it was New Year's Eve. This brought a little excitement to our ski-worn bones, and we started to plan what we would do when we got back to Sapporo.
Outside, the sun was setting and the sky was clearing, which gave the mountain and its surrounding friends the ethereal look of massive, pre-historic chunks of blue ice and snow glued to the backdrop of darkening canvas of periwinkle. Across the valley below was an especially large mountain, spewing from white forrest, which Sunao told me was called the Mt. Fuji of Hokkaido. He asked me in Japanese, "Do YOU know what that is?" I was about to respond when he answered in English, "Unbelievable, is what, bro." We waited for the bus in fading, clear winter daylight.
We both slept the whole way back in the dimly lit bus, and awoke in Sapporo feeling refrehsed from the cat-nap. However, the seed of money-trouble had been planted: we were both in dire need of making it to an ATM, as I had only 1000 yen ($10) in my pocket, Sunao even less. In Japan, though, finding an ATM is like going fishing: sometimes you get lucky, sometimes you get massively skunked. Many have inconsistent hours, so you never know when they're gonna close, because why should or would they make it easy to get money? But, luckily we made it a 7-11 ATM, where I took out what I thought would be a sufficient amount for the next couple days. Sunao found an ATM that took his card as well, and we were set.
We were damn hungry, and decided that the perfect New Year's Eve meal would be a fat bowl of butter miso ramen with a side of potstickers. Sapporo is famous for its ramen, and there is a street--an alley, actually--that is wall to wall with yummy ramen restaurants. We could barely see through the windows of most of them because of all of the noodley steam, and the way you judge a good ramen shop is by how many customers are eating in the shop. After sticking our heads in to a half a dozen or so empty or nearly empty shops, we finally found one with a decent number of clientel, and slid up to the counter on the stools and indulged in ourselves in rich goodness. We gave a cheers to 2004, slurped down our buttery ramen and juicy potstickers, and made our way back to the capsule hotel to get cleaned up before going out.
While we were in the bath, it had begun to snow hard again, and we entered into the blizzardy night in bundles, and in search of a reggae bar that had been reccomended to us by Nemo. After about three years of walking around snow drifts and icy puddles in the streets, we found it. It was, in a word, LAME. Sure, there was reggae music. Kind of. Sure, there were young people there. It's debatable, though, whether they were alive or not. Honestly--and I am not exaggerating here--I did not see two people dancing, or even talking with each other at this joint. Everyone was facing the stage, and were kinda doing this head-bobbing-zombie-dance. They weren't really NOT moving, but I wouldn't say they were moving either. It was completely surreal, and I was the only foreigner. We left shortly after midnight and found another, less-enigmatic bar where the atmosphere was friendly and the people warm. Sunao and I promptly pulled our chairs in front of the jukebox, took turns putting coins in, and talked a little about the past year, and our respective hopes for the new one. Sunao, who had quit his job shortly before the trip, was particularly excited about the new year, and the opportunities that awaited him. I, with my own set of crossroads approaching in July, was able to wax philosophical as well about future choices. It was a mellow New Year's Eve, or in other words: a perfect one.
Waking up, we decided it was time to get out of Sapporo and head for the "inaka," or the country-side. At Sapporo station, we bought some ridiculously pricey train tickets to go to a town called Wakkanai, the northern-most city in all of Japan and a seven-hour train ride. Wakkanai is where, as we were told by the ticket salesperson, there is precisely a whole lotta of NOTHING but wind and snow.
"Before we catch our train," I said to Sunao, "we should hit the ATM again because there might not be an ATM in Wakkanai."
"Machigainai."
However, we soon discovered that because of the Japanese people's expansive celebration of the New Year holidays, ALL of the Hokkaido's ATM's would be closed for the next four days, thank you very much. I had about 5000 yen ($50), Sunao about 3000 yen ($30). We got on the train for Wakkanai with a bag of peantus, chocolate colored almonds, and two apples (which was also, irocnically, our breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the next couple days). Luckily, we also had absolutely NO idea where we would stay when arriving in the snowy streets of windy Wakkanai. All was quiet on New Year's Day.