Now, seriously, Japan...

...is it really necessary to promote the sales of a notebook called "The Crotchet-R" in your stationary stores? I saw it with mee own-eyes! That's just downright inappropriate.

Hell, why don't you just start selling notebooks called, "The Groin Master 7" or "The Pelvic Pad," to corrupt the minds of your nation's youth?

John

p.s. Part Four is on it's way soon.